PICK UP LINES THAT WOULD ACTUALLY WORK ON ME

“First things first: I don’t want to touch you or convince you of anything. I just want to buy you a large pesto pizza and let you take it home.”

[opening a bottle with his teeth, sliding it to me from at least 4 feet down the bar, and then winking at me when I (hopefully) catch it]

“Hi, I’m John Slattery.”

 

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