small fall 2014 update some things I’ve written recently: These Veggie Burgers Taste Like Blood Drugs, Lies, and Nipples at the World Hand-Milking Championships The Texas Ag Commissioner Has a Bone to Pick with Meatless Monday Growing Vegetables In Your Body Cavities Is All the Rage We Spoke to a 90-Year-Old Farmer Who Grows […]
It’s slightly ironic that the past two weekends—arguably the nicest, weather-wise, the entire time I’ve lived here—I’ve been out of town, considering my past personal dredges of Seasonal Affective Disorder that begged for 78 degree days. But it was worth it, because I got to stuff the above creation into my face (a salted caramel […]
In-N-Out Burger Might Be Too Good to Be True … (but spoiler alert: it’s not). Even though I haven’t actually had one of their “real” burgers in 11 years, they’ve still got a special spot in my California heart. Check out the rundown at the link above on Munchies. I also infiltrated the online world […]
Pardon my inexcusable lapses in updating. Now that I’m not entrenched in a snow fortress, desperately attempting to thaw by consuming only hot toddies and ramen, I’ve been (thankfully) spending less idle laptop time. I have three new stories up on VICE from the past week or two: We Talked to the Legendary Pop Punk […]
It’s [the day after] Valentine’s Day, as you may have noticed based on the volume of heart-shaped things and saccharine couple selfies in your Instagram feed. I went to, enjoyed, and wrote up a Beyoncé-themed Valentine’s Day dinner at Brooklyn’s Brucie for VICE. Click here to read!
The Test of Timeless Aphrodisiacs Another new piece up on VICE, just in time for Valentine’s Day. Following up on the Cheesy Gordita Crunch tip, here’s some imagery for you.