small fall 2014 update some things I’ve written recently: These Veggie Burgers Taste Like Blood Drugs, Lies, and Nipples at the World Hand-Milking Championships The Texas Ag Commissioner Has a Bone to Pick with Meatless Monday Growing Vegetables In Your Body Cavities Is All the Rage We Spoke to a 90-Year-Old Farmer Who Grows […]
Tag: New York
IT AIN’T ALL BAD
Do I really hate cats? Probably not. But I can tell you one thing; I don’t fit in with serious cat people. I went to New York’s first cat café for VICE and interviewed happy kitty lovers who stood in the rain for 5 hours so that they could pet cats … but never visit animal […]
I MISS MY UGLY CITY
I moved to New York on September 1st, 2013. I often get asked, by people both here and in California, whether or not I like it. And I feel like I should be completely sure how to answer them, but I’m not. My coworkers, my parents, or my friends back in California (many of whom I […]
THE WORST THING EVER HAPPENED TO ME TODAY
Note: I realize that there are worse things than what I’m about to describe. Cancer, the Steubenville rape case, paraplegia, the 2008 financial crisis, etc. But honestly, I think more people have nightmares about this than any of the aforementioned. Friday began as a day like any other. I woke up exhausted and shuffled blindly […]
THIS WEEK’S PLAYLIST // 9.24.13
I skipped a couple of weeks of playlists because I’ve been very busy with very strange new occupations. Since arriving in New York, I’ve become a yes person. Yes, I’ll write an article about GMOs for your website. Yes, I’ll part-time waitress at your Lower East Side restaurant. Yes, I’ll assist with your matchmaking business. […]
THIS WEEK’S PLAYLIST // 9.8.13
WELCOME TO NEW YORK. (I’ve heard that a lot the past few days.) On Wednesday, I moved to New York. Well, to Brooklyn. New York City is a place that I’ve long peered at with endless fascination, a hive of both strangeness and obviousness (like, they aren’t lyin’ when they say that it’s humongous, and […]