small fall 2014 update some things I’ve written recently: These Veggie Burgers Taste Like Blood Drugs, Lies, and Nipples at the World Hand-Milking Championships The Texas Ag Commissioner Has a Bone to Pick with Meatless Monday Growing Vegetables In Your Body Cavities Is All the Rage We Spoke to a 90-Year-Old Farmer Who Grows […]
In-N-Out Burger Might Be Too Good to Be True … (but spoiler alert: it’s not). Even though I haven’t actually had one of their “real” burgers in 11 years, they’ve still got a special spot in my California heart. Check out the rundown at the link above on Munchies. I also infiltrated the online world […]
Do I really hate cats? Probably not. But I can tell you one thing; I don’t fit in with serious cat people. I went to New York’s first cat café for VICE and interviewed happy kitty lovers who stood in the rain for 5 hours so that they could pet cats … but never visit animal […]
Pardon my inexcusable lapses in updating. Now that I’m not entrenched in a snow fortress, desperately attempting to thaw by consuming only hot toddies and ramen, I’ve been (thankfully) spending less idle laptop time. I have three new stories up on VICE from the past week or two: We Talked to the Legendary Pop Punk […]
Somehow, this article I wrote about Seattle’s haunted Coke machine became my most popular post on there yet. Who knew? You know, hard-hitting journalism. Heading to Palm Springs this weekend, thank the lord. It’s time to get out of the oppressive snowglobe that this winter has transformed New York into. I’ll be relaxing […]
It’s [the day after] Valentine’s Day, as you may have noticed based on the volume of heart-shaped things and saccharine couple selfies in your Instagram feed. I went to, enjoyed, and wrote up a Beyoncé-themed Valentine’s Day dinner at Brooklyn’s Brucie for VICE. Click here to read!
The Test of Timeless Aphrodisiacs Another new piece up on VICE, just in time for Valentine’s Day. Following up on the Cheesy Gordita Crunch tip, here’s some imagery for you.
In 2013, Grocery Store Items Talk Shit and Worship Lil B Newish piece by yours truly on VICE, plus two more in the works Holla at a Cheesy Gordita Crunch.