Somehow, this article I wrote about Seattle’s haunted Coke machine became my most popular post on there yet. Who knew? You know, hard-hitting journalism. Heading to Palm Springs this weekend, thank the lord. It’s time to get out of the oppressive snowglobe that this winter has transformed New York into. I’ll be relaxing […]
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AS IF I NEED ANOTHER WEBSITE
Due to vague and occasional demand, I’ve made a Tumblr just for my drawings, collages, and paintings. HILARYPOLLACK.TUMBLR.COM Follow if you’re on the Tumz.
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It’s [the day after] Valentine’s Day, as you may have noticed based on the volume of heart-shaped things and saccharine couple selfies in your Instagram feed. I went to, enjoyed, and wrote up a Beyoncé-themed Valentine’s Day dinner at Brooklyn’s Brucie for VICE. Click here to read!
THAT GRILLED CHEESE ROMANCE
The Test of Timeless Aphrodisiacs Another new piece up on VICE, just in time for Valentine’s Day. Following up on the Cheesy Gordita Crunch tip, here’s some imagery for you.
TINY UPDATE
In 2013, Grocery Store Items Talk Shit and Worship Lil B Newish piece by yours truly on VICE, plus two more in the works Holla at a Cheesy Gordita Crunch.
BLANK AND QUIET
Everyone told me that I would hate winter on the East Coast. My poor father was certain that by mid-November I’d be calling nightly, begging for a ticket back to our perma-65-degree corner of California. To be fair, I thought I would too—two years in Washington state had me practically on the verge of suicide. […]
WHY I CAN’T DRINK COFFEE
This looks exactly like my dad.
THE WORST THING EVER HAPPENED TO ME TODAY
Note: I realize that there are worse things than what I’m about to describe. Cancer, the Steubenville rape case, paraplegia, the 2008 financial crisis, etc. But honestly, I think more people have nightmares about this than any of the aforementioned. Friday began as a day like any other. I woke up exhausted and shuffled blindly […]
